"Excuse me, I know it's festive and all but I can't find my paci." |
| "Umm, excuse me, I don't seem to be wearing any clothes." |
| "I'm sorry, I understand I'm under weight, but do we have to wear horizontal stripes?" |
| "Pardon me, but does she exceed the weight limit on this thing?" |
| "I don't mean to be rude but can you move back a smidge out of my personal space?" |
| "I'm just curious, am I supposed to read these books in my bassinet?" |
| "I'm know I'm new at this, but shouldn't there be more water in here?" |
This cracks me up!
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